The I in I-Phone is the same I as in Information. The same I that stands for I’m so special with my phone. The same I that means I have something fancy. The same I as in I want more. The same I as I must have it all. The same I as in I don’t care…I, I, I, me me me!
“Yes…yes… it’s awl groing according to pran.”
Don’t get me wrong. If we didn’t have the technological advancements of today we wouldn’t have much of a future. There would be no real progress in medicine, home care, we wouldn’t have bridges…we need bridges...we wouldn’t have comfortable shoes, underwater watches and we would forever be left without things like the pizza bagel.
That wouldn’t be too bad...each wheel could be a toggle switch that runs on musical notes, and instead of a steering wheel you could have a touch screen.
“I feel I-Sexy”
You could get different covers, and you wouldn’t need a USB to connect to your home computer...you could just strip down and dry hump your hard drive.
How about I-Food?
Fuck it! I-Air?
“It feels like air but sounds like Coldplay”
I-People, I give you this I-Blog, not to bitch about a cell phone that I can’t afford, but to give you a word of caution. Enjoy all these toys that we have. Make the connections you need to make with them, use them to plan your day but don’t let them run your lives. Stay in control and maintain control over these technological marvels, and above all else don’t let them replace your independent thought.
Because before you know it, the next time you wake up, everything you see may look like this:
And Keanu Reeves won’t be around to save you.
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