Tuesday, May 4, 2010

We Have a Problem...

Between Aaron Rift and You

Andrew Johnson May 1 at 11:32am 
Dear Mr. Rift,

Hi there. You might not know me personally, but I’m sure you’ve at least heard of my greatness. I’m a very important columnist over at TJR. So how are things going? Is life treating you well? I have to be honest I really don’t give a shit, but when one messages a person they have never met, usually some pleasantries must be discussed.