Halloween Poems for Kids!

Ghosts are Spooky!

Halloween is great, the ghosts rise from the grave,

And, fly through the cool autumn sky

They haunt little girls and little boys too!

But, you shouldn’t be scared, just say hi!

Most are friendly, like Casper and Boo

And just want to wish you well

Unless you get the ghost of John Wayne Gacey

Who will drag you with him back to hell

Yes, he kidnapped young boys

Their knees he would scrape

As he strangled them violently

After a brutal rape

So be good to your ghost friends

During the Halloween season!

Except John Wayne Gacey

Who will rape and murder for no particular reason

WVU vs Marshall: Whose Side Are You On?

 West Virginia is a proud state that has many colleges claiming residency, schools such as West Virginia Wesleyan, Fairmont State, and Bethany College. But, none are as prominent as West Virginia University and Marshall University, the two biggest colleges in the state. Because of Marshall and WVU’s long standing history, many like to claim that the two universities’ are rivals and any interaction between the two should be seen as a major event, exploited by promotions that throw around the words “friends”, “coal”, and “of”.

Blog Action Day 2009: How Climate Change and Rush Limbaugh COULD Shape the Future

September 15, 2014. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. The Office of President Rush Limbaugh.

It's been almost two years since President Rush Limbaugh took office, and the world's climate has gone through horrifying change. The President's crusade against global warming awareness, (deeming it “liberal bullshit") has brought the world to the brink of environmental catastrophes of Michael Bay like proportions. Since The JohnsoNation has become the most reliable source of news in the country, I felt it was my duty to sit down with the President and discuss the current state of not only the country, but of the world itself. I entered the Oval Office and found him reviewing his approval rating; a staggering zero percent. Once a powerful radio personality and political leader, he was now a shell of his former self.